Why did the frog need a ride?
Because his car was toad!
This poor hitchhiking frog comes courtesy from Microsoft Bing’s Image Creator. I’ve found out that its AI has no idea what the definition is for the word “hitchhiking”. Here’s an image I rejected. I guess when you don’t know what hitchhiking means, you just incorporate a hitch into the image!
Why do nurses bring red crayons to work?
So they can draw blood.
Today I learned that Microsoft’s Image Creator apparently has a block in place for prompts involving either blood or gore. I wanted a picture where the nurse had a drop of blood on her piece of paper, but those prompts got blocked. This was the best picture I could get with an unblocked prompt.
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?
58!
How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
It just takes one, but he’ll change it 3 times a day for 10 days.
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
What is the official sport of Minecraft?
Boxing!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you!!!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
(If you don’t get it, just say it out loud!)
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent.